Contrary to popular opinion, free stuff is not so bad!

With magnifying glasses in hand, get first dips on Saturday night satire.

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Hold on to your cheap wine and expressly made Saturday dinner. Let my experiences bring chuckles to your cheeks and sage wisdom to your misty existence.